Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!
Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the udder side!
What did the pony say when he had a sore throat? . “Do you have any water? I’m a little horse.”
I once met a pig that did karate…we called him Pork Chop!
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