Always certain to get a laugh or a groan, Knock Knock jokes have been a popular form of humour for many generations. They are just basic short jokes, usually with a play on words, to get that quick response of a laugh. If English is not your first language then this form of jokes may help to improve your understanding of the word sounds and use, especially variations from around the world.
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Knock knock.
Who’s there.
Nobel.
Nobel who?
No bell, so I just knocked.
Knock knock.
Who’s there.
Gotta.
Gotta who?
Gotta go to the toilet.
Knock knock.
Who’s there.
Luke.
Luke who?
Luke through the peephole and you will see.
Knock knock.
Who’s there.
Lettuce
Lettuce who?
Lettuce in, it’s cold outside.
Knock knock.
Who’s there.
Anna.
Anna who?
Annamazing good joke.
Knock knock.
Who’s there.
Albert.
Albert who?
Albert you’ll never guess.
Knock knock.
Who’s there.
Andy.
Andy who?
Andy Man.
Knock knock.
Who’s there.
Sawyer.
Sawyer who?
Sawyer lights on and thought I’d drop in.
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