A little girl answers the phone: “Hello.”
He says, “Hi honey, this is Daddy. Is Mummy near the phone?”
She replies, “No Daddy. She’s upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.”
After brief pause, Daddy says, “But honey you don’t have an Uncle Paul.”
She replies, “Oh yes I do, and he’s upstairs in the bedroom with Mummy right now.”
After a brief pause, he says, “Uh, OK then, I want you to put the phone down and run upstairs, and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mummy that Daddy’s car just pulled up.”
She says, “OK Daddy, just a minute.”
A few minutes later the little girl comes back to the phone, and says, “I did it Daddy.”
He asks, “and what happened honey?”
She replied, “Well Mummy got scared, jumped out of bed naked and ran around screaming, then tripped on the rug, hit her head on the dresser and now she’s not moving at all.”
He exclaims, “Oh my gosh! What about Uncle Paul?”
She says, “He leapt out of bed and jumped outta the back window into the pool. But I guess he didn’t know that you took out the water last week to clean it. He hit the bottom of it and I think he’s dead!”
There is a really long pause. Then Daddy says, “Swimming pool? Is this 486-5732?”
The little girl replies, “No, I think you have the wrong number!”
A chicken walks into a library and up to the desk.
“Buk”, says the chicken. So the librarian gave it a book. The chicken leaves with the book and returns five minutes later.
“Buk”, it says again. So the librarian gave it another book.
This goes on for about eight more times, until finally the librarian leaves the library and goes outside to the nearby pond, where the chicken is standing on the edge, tossing the books to a frog on a lilypad.
The chicken says “Buk, buk” and the frog says “reddit, reddit.”
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