A bakery owner hires a young female assistant who liked to wear very short skirts and thongs.
One day a young man enters the store, glances at the assistant and at the loaves of bread behind the counter.
Noticing her short skirt and the location of the raisin bread, he has a brilliant idea.
“I’d like some raisin bread please,” the man says.
The assistant nods and climbs up a ladder to reach the raisin bread located on the top shelf.
The man standing almost directly beneath her is provided with an excellent view.
When she descends the ladder, he decides that he had better get two loaves.
As she retrieves the second loaf
One of the other male customers notices what’s going on and requests his own loaf of raisin bread.
After many trips she is tired and irritated and begins to wonder,
“Why the unusual interest in the bread?“
Atop the ladder one more time, she looks down and glares at the men standing below.
Then, she notices an elderly man standing amongst the crowd.
Thinking that she can save herself another trip,
She yells at the elderly man, “Is it raisin for you too?”
“No,” he stammers, “But it’s quivering a little.”
A couple made a deal that whoever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. The woman’s biggest fear was there was no heaven.
After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact.
“Mary… Mary…”
“Is that you Fred?“
“Yes, I have come back like we agreed.“
“What is it like?“
“Well, I get up in the morning, I have sex, I have breakfast, I have sex, I bathe in the sun, then I have sex-twice, I have lunch, then sex pretty much all afternoon-supper-then sex till late at night, sleep then start all over again.”
“Oh, Fred you surely must be in heaven.“
“Not quite, I’m a rabbit in Kansas.”
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