While golfing, I accidentally overturned my golf cart.
A very attractive lady golfer, who lived in a villa on the edge of the golf course, heard the noise and called out from her porch, “Are you okay?”
“I’m okay, thanks,” I replied as I pulled myself out of the twisted cart.
She said, “Come up to my villa, rest a while, and I’ll help you get the cart up later.”
I noticed she had nice svelte figure.
“That’s mighty nice of you,” I answered, “but I don’t think my wife would like it.”
“Oh, come on now “, she insisted.
She was so pretty, and very, very persuasive. And I was weak.
“Well okay,” I finally agreed, “But I’m sure my wife won’t like it.”
After a couple of Scotches, I thanked her and said, “I feel a lot better now. But I know my wife is going to be really upset. So I’d better go now.”
“Don’t be silly!” she said with a smile . “Stay for a while. She won’t know anything.. By the way.., where is she?“
I replied, “Still under the cart..!”
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