A couple of Oldies are sitting at the breakfast table on their 50th Wedding Anniversary reminiscing over the past half a ton they’d spent together.
The old woman says to the bloke “You know what dear? We were probably sitting here 50 years ago doing exactly the same thing, only difference is we were naked at the time.“
So, he looks at her, she looks at him, next thing you know they’re both stripped off naked like they were 50 years prior.
She says to him, “You know what? My nipples are as hot for you now as they were 50 years ago.“
He replies, “Yeah? That’s because one’s in the tea-pot and the other is in your bowl of porridge!!”
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