A blonde is standing at the paper shredder with a big pile of documents in her hands, looking very helpless.
Finally someone spots her and says, “Can I help you?”
“Yes, thank you,” she says. “How does this thing work?”
“Simple,” says the man, “press this switch here and push the paper in this opening here.”
So she does as he says, and all the documents disappear down the hole.
“Everything OK now?” asks the helpful man.
“Eh.” says the blonde. “Where do the copies come out?”

A businessman was interviewing applicants for the position of manager in his company. He devised a simple test to select the most suitable person for the job, asking each applicant the question “What is two and two?” The first interviewee was a journalist, who answered “Twenty Two”. The second person interviewed was a social worker and answered “I don’t know the answer but I’m glad we have time together to discuss this important question.” The third person interviewed was an engineer who pulled out a slide rule and showed the answer to be between 3.999 and 4.001. The last applicant was an accountant, who got up from his chair, went over to the door and closed it, then came back and sat down. He leant across the desk and said in a low voice “How much do you want it to be?”