Selection of Popular Jokes

Here is a collection of funny quips, funny bad jokes and images for easy entertainment brought together to give you a laugh and to save you time looking for them.

I went on a once-in-a-lifetime vacation. Never again.

What did the duck say when she bought a lipstick? Put it on my bill!

Where did the computer go dancing? The disc-o!

What do bees do if they need a ride? Wait at the buzz stop!

What do you give to a sick lemon? Lemon aid!

What do you call a monkey that loves Doritos? A chipmunk!

Why did the can crusher quit his job? Because it was soda pressing!

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’ve bagels!

What do you call a farm that makes bad jokes? Corny!

What kind of dogs love car racing? Lap dogs!

What did Winnie the Pooh say to his agent? “Show me the honey!”

My favourite word is “drool.” It just rolls off the tongue.

I wasn’t going to visit my family this December, but my mom promised to make me Eggs Benedict. So I’m going home for the hollandaise.

What did the blanket say as it fell off the bed? “Oh sheet!”

Why do cow-milking stools only have three legs? Because the cow’s got the udder!

How many bugs do you need to rent out an apartment? Tenants.

What did the clock do when it was hungry? It went back four seconds.

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Funny Farm Animal Jokes

Joke about funny farm animals.

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose!

Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the udder side!

What did the pony say when he had a sore throat? . “Do you have any water? I’m a little horse.”

I once met a pig that did karate…we called him Pork Chop!

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Make time for a Life

Three workmen discussing work document.
Quote by John Wooden.

Sometimes we lose sight of what matters in our life away from what we do to make a living. Try to ensure you have a sufficient work and life balance, so that you can have enough time with family and friends to maintain these relationships.

Group of men sitting outdoors around a table.
Photo by Craig Adderley on Pexels.com

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Cute Cats on the Jump

Some cute cat antics caught in some amazing jumping positions, to help take your mind off current World challenges.

Two cute cats jumping for a toy.
Photo by Gratisography on Pexels.com
Cute cat leaping at a butterfly.
Cute cat doing a huge jump.
Cat shown in a twist at mid-air of high jump.
Cat leaping from high position.
Cat descending from huge jump.
Cat in a contorted twist while leaping large distance.
Cat mid way through long jump, with claws extended.
Cat in mid air as part of high leap.
cat on upward part of high leap.
Cat leaping between two high points.
Front view of domestic cut jumping against blue clear sky
Cat in mid-air descending from big leap.
Cat twisting while descending from high leap.
Persian Cat in mid-air of high leap.

ENJOY

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Beach Scenes

Sandy Beaches can provide an image of calmness, relaxation and fun.

Beautiful scene of Beach with people rigging on a lawn of sailboards and kiteboards. Motor vehicles and people in distance along the shore towards a small rocky island. Photo: Lookn into it
Picturesque Beach scene with white sand extending away from viewer. Clear blue sky. Small wavelets on shore. Photo: Looknintoit.net
Picturesque Beach scene with white sand, looking seawards with sunlight sparkling on the water and sailboarders in the distance. Woman standing towards the ocean.
Picturesque Beach scene with white sand, looking seawards with sunlight sparkling on the water and sailboarders in the distance. Photo: Lookn into it
Beautiful White sandy beach next to near calm ocean, light clouds, seagull flying, boats at anchor and houses in the distance.
Beautiful White sandy beach next to near calm ocean, light clouds, seagull flying, boats at anchor and houses in the distance. Photo: Lookn into it
Whitewater of ocean shore waves just breaking, waves also breaking in left of image, and shore is visible in distance.
Photo: Lookn into it
Picturesque scene of many Sailboards sailing on ocean near shore. Blue sky and water.
Picturesque scene of many Sailboards sailing on ocean near shore. Photo: Lookn into it
Beautiful Beach with white sand and small waves lapping the edge. Water has many shades of blue. Sky is clear and a beautiful shade of blue.
Beautiful Beach with white sand and small waves lapping the edge. Water has many shades of blue. Sky is clear and a beautiful shade of blue.
Photo: Lookn into it.
Picturesque scene of Beach with tee shaped jetty and the setting sun slightly visible in left of image. Beach is white sand.
Picturesque scene of Beach with tee shaped jetty and the setting sun slightly visible in left of image. Beach is white sand.
Picturesque Calm ocean wave breaking gently in foreground with slightly larger wave behind about to break.
Picturesque Calm ocean wave breaking gently in foreground with slightly larger wave behind about to break. Photo: Lookn into it
Beautiful beach scene with clean white sand, clear blue sky and small waves breaking on the shore. In the distance there are two motor vehicles parked on the shore which has sand hills behind.
Beautiful beach scene with clean white sand, clear blue sky and small waves breaking on the shore. In the distance there are two motor vehicles parked on the shore which has sand hills behind. Photo: Lookn into it

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Happiness Moments

Happiness is something we all look for in our lives, so here are some images of people in a Happy time of their life, to help you have an enjoyable day.

Happiness image of three young people jumping in the air at a beach.
Photo by Artem Beliaikin on Pexels.com
Happiness image of a large crowd of people dancing and singing in a village type scene.
Photo by Stephen Chabala on Pexels.com
Happiness image of young man and woman. Man has a bunch of flowers hidden, waiting to give to woman.
Photo by Pixabay on Pexels.com
Happiness image of a child with paint all over the palms of their hands.
Photo by Sharon McCutcheon on Pexels.com
Happiness image of a festive scene of people with coloured power in the air.
Photo by Yogendra Singh on Pexels.com
Happiness image of young woman and man embraced and smiling at each.
Photo by Andrea Piacquadio on Pexels.com

Smile. Enjoy.

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Highway to Hell event remembering Bon Scott

Some of the action from the event to remember the works of Bon Scott and AC-DC, held in Perth, Western Australia. There was 10 kilometres of highway closed to create one huge stage to drive along eight trucks with a band on each playing AC-DC songs, to the audience stretched along the length of the highway through suburbs from Perth to Fremantle where Bon Scott had lived, and where he is buried.

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