A man died and went to Heaven. St Peter says to him “Before you meet with God, I should tell you, we’ve looked over your life, and to be honest you really didn’t do anything particularly good or bad…..
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Tempting Test (Joke of the Day).
I was a very happy man. My wonderful girlfriend and I had been dating for over a year, and so we decided to get married. There was only one little thing bothering me, it was her beautiful younger sister was flirting with me ….
Upset wife, Dogs and Ladders – (Jokes for your Day)
She was in court seeking a divorce due to something that had become apparent one morning…..
When You want Your Way – (Joke for your Day).
A farmer stopped by the local mechanic’s shop to have his truck fixed. They thought it might have something to do with the transmission, so they couldn’t repair it while he waited. He told the mechanics that he didn’t live far and would just walk home.
On the way home he stopped…
Accident on the Golf Course (Joke for your Day)
While golfing, I accidentally overturned my golf cart. A very attractive lady golfer, who lived in a villa on the edge of the golf course, heard the noise and called out from her porch, “Are you okay?”
