A little girl answers the home phone, and the caller says, “Hi honey, this is Daddy. Is Mummy near the phone?”
She replies, “No Daddy. She’s upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.”……
Tag Archives: Long Jokes
Upset wife, Dogs and Ladders – (Jokes for your Day)
She was in court seeking a divorce due to something that had become apparent one morning…..
When You want Your Way – (Joke for your Day).
A farmer stopped by the local mechanic’s shop to have his truck fixed. They thought it might have something to do with the transmission, so they couldn’t repair it while he waited. He told the mechanics that he didn’t live far and would just walk home.
On the way home he stopped…
A New Player on the Golf Team – (Joke for your Day)
An old man in Miami calls up his son in New York and says, “Listen, your mother and I are getting divorced. Forty-five years of misery is…..
Accident on the Golf Course (Joke for your Day)
While golfing, I accidentally overturned my golf cart. A very attractive lady golfer, who lived in a villa on the edge of the golf course, heard the noise and called out from her porch, “Are you okay?”
Written Jokes for some Laughs
Written Jokes for Laughs.
Jokes and Funny Stuff for more Fun
A selection of Jokes and Funny Stuff for some Laughs.
Jokes of Dogs and a Luring Young Woman
There was a young couple who lived in a town filled with crime. After three of their neighbours houses had been robbed, the couple decided to get a guard dog……
Funny Jokes at a Bakery and More
A bakery owner hires a young female assistant who liked to wear very short skirts and thongs.
One day a young man enters the store, glances at the assistant and at the loaves of bread behind the counter. Noticing her…..
Jokes of when You want Your Way.
A farmer stopped by the local mechanic’s shop to have his truck fixed. They thought it might have something to do with the transmission, so they couldn’t repair it while he waited. He told the mechanics that he didn’t live far and would just walk home.
On the way home he stopped…
Jokes for more Fun
A policeman was interrogating 3 guys who were training to become detectives. To test their skills in recognizing a suspect, he shows the first guys a picture for 5 seconds and then hides it. “This is your suspect, how would you recognize him?”…..
Jokes are just Sneaky
An old man in Miami calls up his son in New York and says, “Listen, your mother and I are getting divorced. Forty-five years of misery is…..
Lots of Jokes for More Laughs
The first starts with…. A taxi passenger tapped the driver on the shoulder to ask him a question.
The driver screamed, lost control of the car, nearly hit a bus, went up on the footpath, and stopped inches from a shop window….
Long Jokes for more Laughs
More Long Jokes to give Laughs.
Long Jokes are just for Fun
More Long Jokes to give Laughs.
Jokes of Dad ringing home and More
A little girl answers the phone: “Hello.”
He says, “Hi honey, this is Daddy. Is Mummy near the phone?”
She replies, “No Daddy. She’s upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Paul.”……
Dog has a note for the Butcher, but….
A butcher is at work, chopping up some meat when he hears the door open. He walks to the door and sees a golden retriever with a note in its mouth……
Nude women in the Pond, but what …..
As he came closer to his pond, he saw there was a bunch of young women skinny-dipping…….
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