Community Relations – A funny item.

A farmer got in his pickup and drove to a nearby farm and knocked at the farmhouse door.
A young boy, about nine, opened the door.
‘Is your Dad home’? the farmer asked.
‘Sorry mate, he isn’t’ the boy replied. ‘He went into town.’
‘Well,’ said the farmer, ‘Is your mum here’?
‘No, sir, she’s not here either. She went into town with Dad.’
‘How about your brother, Mike? Is he here’?
‘No, he went with Mum and Dad.’

The farmer stood there for a few minutes, shifting from one foot to the other and mumbling to himself.
‘Is there anything I can do for ya’? the boy asked politely. ‘I know where all the tools are if you want to borrow one. Or maybe, I could take a message for Dad.’

‘Well,’ said the farmer uncomfortably, ‘I really wanted to talk to your Dad. It’s about your brother Mike getting my daughter pregnant.’

The boy considered for a moment.
“You would have to talk to Dad about that,” he finally conceded. “If it helps you any, I know that Dad charges $200 for the bull and $150 for the pig, but I really don’t know how much he gets for Mike.”

“The Squire’s GrandDaughters” eBook reviewed

“The Squire’s Granddaughters is a captivating tale of 19th-century England where lost love, ruthless ambition, and simmering jealousy intertwined in a richly layered drama that fans of classic historical fiction won’t want to miss.” – as reviewed by NewInBooks.com

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The Squire’s GrandDaughters – Available in eBook and print.

Angela Raeburn who had grown into a beautiful young woman, did not realise that her adoptive mother was hiding Angela’s true identity of high social status, her Grandfather’s wealth, and a malicious sister. Also some people known to her were plotting to gain her romantic favor, eliminate other suitors, commit robbery, to gain access to the wealth and status that was unknown to Angela. She shunned the advances of the man she loved who she thought was above her social standing. Could she endure the many obstacles that lay ahead?

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