The Great “Life on the Moon” Hoax of 1835 – A brief report, free online.

Human type life forms and a variety of animals had been discovered on the Moon, it was claimed in the New York Sun newspaper of August 21st, 1835, when it published a series of sensational articles claiming that astronomer Sir John Herschel had discovered life on the moon.  The articles described fantastical scenes observed through a powerful new telescope, including lush landscapes, unicorns, bipedal beavers, and bat-like humanoids called “Vespertilio-homo.”  The detailed and imaginative descriptions captivated readers and sparked widespread excitement and curiosity.

The series, known as the Great Moon Hoax, was entirely fabricated by journalist Richard Adams Locke. The purpose of the hoax was to increase newspaper sales and satirize both the gullibility of the public and the speculative nature of contemporary scientific writing. The articles included elaborate illustrations and scientific jargon to lend credibility to the fictitious discoveries.

Despite the implausibility of the claims, the public eagerly embraced the stories, and the New York Sun enjoyed a significant boost in circulation. It took several weeks before the hoax was exposed, but by then, the newspaper had solidified its reputation and readership.

The Great Moon Hoax is one of the earliest examples of “fake news” and highlights the power of media to shape public perception and stir imagination. It also serves as a cautionary tale about the importance of critical thinking and skepticism in the face of sensational claims.


Images of the fake moon and inhabitants.


Exploding Whale – Pieces fall on spectators – True Report

On November 9th of 1970, a 45-foot sperm whale washed ashore in Florence, Oregon, U.S.A. Officials, after considering the problem, decided to dispose of the carcass using dynamite, thinking the explosion would disintegrate the whale into small pieces for scavengers to consume. However, the blast sent massive chunks of blubber flying, damaging cars and buildings. This bizarre incident has since become a legendary example of how not to deal with beached whales.

The whale’s decomposition posed a significant health hazard and the local authorities were at a loss for an effective solution. The Oregon Highway Division, responsible for beach maintenance, took charge. George Thornton, an engineer with the division, was tasked with the unusual problem. After consulting with the U.S. Navy, the decision was made to use half a ton of dynamite to blast the whale apart. The expectation was that the small pieces would be consumed by seagulls and other scavengers.

On November 12, 1970, crowds gathered to watch the spectacle. However, the explosion did not go as planned. The detonation launched large chunks of blubber into the air, raining down on the spectators and causing significant damage to nearby property, including flattening a car over a quarter-mile away. The area was left with more cleanup work than before, and the stench of decomposing whale lingered. News footage, by KATU-TV of Portland, Oregon, of the event went viral in its time and resurfaces periodically, reminding everyone of this unusual and ill-fated decision. The Exploding Whale incident remains a quirky historical footnote, illustrating how even the best-laid plans can go disastrously wrong.

Florence now celebrates Exploding Whale Day annually at Exploding Whale Memorial Park. In 2024, the public was invited to build an altar for the exploded whale.


This is an image of the Whale on the beach


Drowning in a Beer Vat – A true report!

There are jokes about people drowning in a vat of beer, but unfortunately it has happened, which maybe is where the idea for a joke was formed to help make light of the situation.

Here is a newspaper report of such an incident.

DROWNED IN A BEER VAT.

(1897 August Monday 2nd, Argus newspaper – Melbourne, Australia)

  A shocking case of drowning occurred at the Castlemaine Brewery on Saturday morning (July 31st 1897), an elderly man named Joseph Hartley being the victim.   Hartley was a night workman and as such had to supervise the vats of beer which had been brewed during the day.  At 3 o’clock in the morning he was seen by some companions busying himself with his duties.  An hour later he was discovered floating in a gigantic vat of beer.  Two workmen, named Craven and Shadwick pulled him out, but he was dead, and his body was soon afterwards removed to the Morgue.  It is supposed that the deceased became dizzy whilst leaning over the vat in the course of his duties and fell headforemost into the liquor.  He was a steady sober man, generally in excellent health, and had been 12 years employed at the brewery.  He was 68 years of age and married, and lived at Park place, South Melbourne.   The vat was 10ft in diameter, and 10ft deep, and it contained beer valued at £140.  During the afternoon of Saturday the whole of the liquid was run off down the street channels, under the supervision and in the presence of a Customs officer.


This is the actual newspaper item:


Accident on the Golf Course (Joke for your Day)


While golfing, I accidentally overturned my golf cart.

A very attractive lady golfer, who lived in a villa on the edge of the golf course, heard the noise and called out from her porch, “Are you okay?”

“I’m okay, thanks,” I replied as I pulled myself out of the twisted cart.

She said, “Come up to my villa, rest a while, and I’ll help you get the cart up later.”

I noticed she had nice svelte figure.

“That’s mighty nice of you,” I answered, “but I don’t think my wife would like it.”

“Oh, come on now “, she insisted.

She was so pretty, and very, very persuasive. And I was weak.

“Well okay,” I finally agreed, “But I’m sure my wife won’t like it.”

After a couple of Scotches, I thanked her and said, “I feel a lot better now. But I know my wife is going to be really upset. So I’d better go now.”

“Don’t be silly!” she said with a smile . “Stay for a while. She won’t know anything.. By the way.., where is she?“

I replied, “Still under the cart..!”




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